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Juicy ball
Elton John throws ball for celeb friends, avoids own balls being chewed off There were tumble weeds rolling through Movida last night as any regulars not otherwise engaged by X Factor were mopped up...
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Would you like croutons with that?
Party thrown by Whitechapel Gallery, Johnny Borrell continues comeback It's about time Kate Moss crawled back out of her hole and came out to play again. She's been keeping especially quiet lately -...
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Breast in show
Madonna, Victoria Beckham, Tracey Emin & Gwyneth Paltrow out in London, smiles all round Talking of tits, Jeremy Clarkson was there, as was bono and the human conker. ReviewsRating: NONE Image:...
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50 Words For OH!
South Bank Sky Arts Awards: Kate Bush beats Adele, not literally We know you're probably reeling at the news that Llŷr Williams' Beethoven’s Piano Sonata Cycle beat Harrison Birtwistle’s Concerto for...
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Theatre-theatre
Oi, ponces! This is for you. Also contains much side-boob But don't worry, there's still a load of boob in there.Not content with inflicting his big dick (Richard III) on sixth-formers at the Old Vic,...
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